Parker Nation
In terms of having a mental conversation, she was the best one. But her legs were too short. I folded her jeans one day and it was like dating an ewok.
Texas boy at the table next to me (via gracehelbig)
thatisracist:

That is racist.

thatisracist:

That is racist.

gracehelbig:

Breaking News: Grimace has exploded.

gracehelbig:

Breaking News: Grimace has exploded.

Sprayed gang signs in the shower with Scrubbing Bubbles

livin the thug life

defranco:

Someone sent me this comic this morning and I can’t stop giggling about it.

defranco:

Someone sent me this comic this morning and I can’t stop giggling about it.

thatisracist:

slamasaurusrex
Nazi puns are racist.

thatisracist:

slamasaurusrex

Nazi puns are racist.

What is resourcefulness?

just crammed an entire unit of international finance on a 3x5 inch notecard/cheat sheet.  #college

thatisracist:

CNN is racist.

in advance of the game tomorrow, CAROLINA PANTHERS 1995 THEME SONG!!! GET PUMPED!!!!

WE DON’T NEED NO MEOWS!!!!